To caption this picture I brought in Blossom's own Joey Lawrence... "Whoa."
Jessica Alba, who still hasn't been in anything you have heard of. Look for that to change this summer when Fantastic 4 comes out and she's just been in movies you haven't seen. Also, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't mention that you can totally see
Jessica Alba, who still hasn't been in anything you have heard of. Look for that to change this summer when Fantastic 4 comes out and she's just been in movies you haven't seen. Also, I wouldn't be do …
I'm so happy someone finally understands why I got all my teeth removed.
That's EXACTLY what a drug dealer would say.
Mm, nice and big and round. Just gotta love those sunglasses on girls.
One bathroom, three girls peeing.
"Someone's gotta represent Saint Louis, right?"
She was only one escalator step away from reaching the top.
Must be one helluva cupcake.
No, no, no--that's catsup.
This game held the record for most crowd Waves ever attempted. I wonder why.
Now that's what I call college.
"This is what happens after 2 girls play strip-twister at a party"
Jessica Alba doing what she does best, which isn't acting.
"I saw this sign up on a professor's door at JMU."
Oh man throw some cocoa butter on that and it's a done deal. Without the butter it's def a no go.
Three little boys went up to this girl throughout the day and asked to borrow her pool floaties.
Where's the other cupcake?
"Good Lord, I've stumbled upon an oil field's worth of milk!"
Bringing back sexy.
Get yer stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape.
I feel like I know Lindsay Lohan's sideboob better than I know a lot of my friends.
"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" - Homer Simpson
This is why nobody should read books.