Q: What's behind door number 1? A: A concussion.
Dick the balls.
Yeezus says, "Love your neighbor way less than yourself."
He's blowin' up.
Homie spilled the beans.
Just imagine the part where the guy gets eaten on the toilet.
The better to tickle you with, my dear.
Who said being an artist doesn't pay?
United we stand. Period.
Nice styling, boss.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Hulk SMASH...but Hulk no pay insurance.
I'll take the dark meat, please.
He took the bait. And the bait was friendship.
He needs a Hail Mary.
Aww, kitty has poison teeth.
Don't judge a book by its cover. Unless you plan on putting that book in your body. Then it's OK to judge.
Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not.
Tonight! Whose head is filled with more hot air?
Sorry not sorry.
The mail may be delivered through sleet or snow, but that doesn't mean it's going to be pleasant.
Now you finally have a use for all your old Dave Matthew Band mix CDs!
It's the break that they deserve.