She'll get promoted from local to galactic in no time.
Safety first, kids.
He lives on the edging.
Behold, the master of the old school Nokia cell phone games. May his glory endure forever, or until he finally gets a damn smartphone.
Relax. No job interview is the end of the world.
Give me a T. Give me an M. Give me a Z.
The loser has to actually take the trash out.
For grown ups who never grow up.
Even more impressive? Didn't get hit by the ponytail.
Next up: Kid gets yelled at by mom for drinking dad's beer in the garage.
This Cheez-Whiz looks a little off.
The most offensive part of this is the 15-year-old dad's haircut in the first picture.
But do we have to buy it?
Two things you do not want to buy used.
Hey, you only live eight more times.
Beauty is in the eye of the doll holder.
Each day living with you is a gift.
I'm sensing a lot of self-loathing.
From sea to shining whatever that is.
The very definition of unbiased.