That's purr Patrick Stewart to you.
It's hard to feel McSexy when you're so McGassy.
I've got a splitting headache.
Don't worry, only everyone you know saw this on television. No biggie.
Somebody dump their Gatorade on him or something.
Talk about Face/Off.
Monsters, working for good.
God forbid your messy cuticles get in the way of opening that annoying thing on the back of the remote control.
Election season is coming. Next year.
L is for the way nobody loves me.
First step is going alone into the middle of the woods with no flashlight at 1 AM.
2 Legit 2 Obey Traffic Signals.
Ho ho ho-hold up, this doesn't seem sanitary.
Adult supervision has nothing on infant turbo-vision.
Wait until Curiosity discovers Uranus. AYYOOO!
Hope he didn't drop the trophy.
Safe for work: No Gore.
A clean, recently windexed getaway.
Stop eating with your paws, what are you, an animal?
Baby, baby, baby, no.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very bizarre threesome.
Meanwhile, on the Upper East Side, I was getting a burn of my own.
I would be scared if he wasn't rockin that beard.