It'll make that Lunchable go down nice and smooth.
Now that's some forward thinking.
"Look, our buffet budget has fallen on some hard times, cheesy puffs are pretty much like dry mac and cheese. Just shut up and eat it."
Anyone have some extra fire today? Yes? No?
Girl, our love is straight outta Dogtown.
Hopefully he blue himself, too.
He doesn't trim IT. It trims HIM.
It's not a brainteaser, it's a brainhatecrime.
Anything you say, wise magical sloth!
"My hairballs are more impressive."
If you watch the video, you'll die eventually. She's a sloth so, you know, it may take a while.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but there are a lot of other flowers in the world, so you should look them up.
What happens when he learns how to walk?
All non-believers will come home to roost. In hell.
Too bad there isn't a "no mortal danger" filter.
Just don't fiddle with it in the same way.
Your physics diploma can be found in the condom dispenser, stud.
This snowstorm is making me lose my AT-AT signal. I knew I should have gone with Verizon.
Someone OBVIOUSLY doesn't understand the definition of "meta".
We may need a cleanup in aisle 5.
Check out those killer rock hard, leathery abs.
Because we all know cats go bonkers for helium.
Well, this sucks.