They didn't make Rome in a day.
It's important to be in touch with what you love, kids.
Basically how all of us feel about The Oscars constantly, summed up by an Oscar winner who's literally holding an Oscar.
Awesome, sure, but what if this was the way he died.
That's that super(b)ass.
You want fries with that life-long commitment?
Foul ball, man. Foul ball.
This is ballsy.
MEOWWWWWW MY EYESSSSSS!!!!
Oh please, get your mind out of the gutter.
Dr. Jekyll and Miss Miley.
See if you can spot the difference in self-esteem.
Wow, it's like they want us to use our legs or something crappy like that.
Dog just loves horsing around.
Hi, I'm John, and I'm an alcoholic - who would like to place an order?
One less lonely creep.
What a flop.
Hey big boy, take a peek at-OH GOD NO WHY.
"Ah, nooo, nooo. Thas not me. Ah nooo."
Obey your... wha?
Here's your kryptonite, ladies.
There goes the neighborhood.
Why isn't he happy building castles in the sky?