"Got really badly sunburned on the last day of my trip. I am in the ER getting ready for them to cut those bad boys off."

"Jax was doing some hard core tubing out on the lake and this was the result of a Superman at 45 mph."

This is the result of the world's most magnificent high five.

A fork in the nose, part 2.

"Passed out on the beach drunk in panama. This was the resulting sunburn."

"Came down on my left leg and my foot slipped in the mud. Which, in turn, popped my knee cap off of my knee." SUMMER!!!!!!

"This kid got his wheelchair caught in the grill of a semi truck. he traveled 5 miles at 55 miles an hour before cops finally pulled the truck over. the driver of the truck said he had no idea that the kid was there."

"It instantly turned red, gave him a blood blister, and swelled up so that you could see where my knuckles had been."

"Drunk at 7:00 and trying to ramp 22 tons of gravel."

"This Spring Break we went to Daytona for my buddy's bday and he got a speeding ticket on the way then stepped on a stingray barb!"

"I was cutting a piece of hardwood flooring and my hand hit the blade on the tablesaw. Shit happens." (GROSS!)

Ever wonder what happens when you trip while playing Edward Forty hands?

"It's from fencing with PVC piping found in the garbage." (gross)

hit friend with a rubber band

This one's funny!

"Got really badly sunburned on the last day of my trip. I am in the ER getting ready for them to cut those bad boys off."

"Jax was doing some hard core tubing out on the lake and this was the result of a Superman at 45 mph."

This is the result of the world's most magnificent high five.

A fork in the nose, part 2.

"This kid got his wheelchair caught in the grill of a semi truck. he traveled 5 miles at 55 miles an hour before cops finally pulled the truck over. the driver of the truck said he had no idea that the kid was there."

"Drunk at 7:00 and trying to ramp 22 tons of gravel."

"I was cutting a piece of hardwood flooring and my hand hit the blade on the tablesaw. Shit happens." (GROSS!)

"Jax was doing some hard core tubing out on the lake and this was the result of a Superman at 45 mph."

"This kid got his wheelchair caught in the grill of a semi truck. he traveled 5 miles at 55 miles an hour before cops finally pulled the truck over. the driver of the truck said he had no idea that the kid was there."

"Drunk at 7:00 and trying to ramp 22 tons of gravel."