This spot must for that that hot girl's lame "mom" friend.

Clark had a little too much to drink last night... then saw a duck in the reservoir.

Truly Southern Belles.

Will this ever get old?

Just because Bob Marley said alcohol could mean the destruction of a nation doesn't mean we can't put him on a beer pong table, right?

Post midterm special on Aisle 9. Post midterm special on Aisle 9.

She's actually a professor of Perception at Harvard conducting an experiment on altered visual states.

Dave would've caught this in his spell check if he hadn't added the word to his dictionary weeks earlier while writing a scathing letter to his ex-girlfriend.

"I thought I should try something new and different for my interview on Tuesday. Who wouldn't hire me?"

J/K it's dry.

They've figured out the most ideal positioning for the Annual Christmas Toboggan race.

Business has skyrocketed for the widows demographic.

Internet dating sites really do work!

Why So Serious, Mom?

"The cops don't even stop me when I'm swerving anymore."

You'll never party this hard.

Put up a fence from 200 yards away with this nail gun. You'll never have to interact with your neighbor again!

"The ideal getaway for your kids to play... with that sickly looking homeless man."

He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.

Casting call for shooting the "before" people and the "afters".

This may be the first time we have to applaud a "that guy" in the history of "that guy". Keep on fighting the good fight guy.

Being Classy in my Senior Picture

"My mom was pretty angry with my senior picture choice. Not because it was stupid, more 'cuz my Dad was a Crip. RIP Dad."

He was dared to touch his index finger to his tongue.

Church Wars - The battle between the Catholics and the Presbyterians has reached a whole new level.

Even hotter -- imagining those are silk sheets on her Queen size water bed.

If just looking is a faux pas, what's taking a picture?

Tongue exchange, complete.

The first 8-year-old to be accepted to every fraternal organization in America, no questions asked.

Don't worry it's not his mom. She's a complete stranger.

"Step one in preparing my roommate's ramen... That'll teach him to study 'til 3am with the light on."

"This was a private event only open to immediate family. Somehow our mentally disabled second cousin Percy breached security"

That's the bear from The Shining.

The "Pool That Guy" is one of the most difficult "that guys" to pool off.

Forrest Gump - inspiring as a movie, sad in real life.

There's a 75% chance she's been bitten and a 90% chance she's a carnie now.

Don't let the cute girl distract you, this picture has not one, but TWO That Guys!

It's not what you think. He swallowed it whole.

Church Wars - The battle between the Catholics and the Presbyterians has reached a whole new level.

Even hotter -- imagining those are silk sheets on her Queen size water bed.

Magnum!

Dear God, it's beautiful.

Who you callin' "Fairy" punk?

This may be the first time we have to applaud a "that guy" in the history of "that guy". Keep on fighting the good fight guy.

You'll never party this hard.

He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.

He was dared to touch his index finger to his tongue.

I knew it!

Does that make John Redcorn Obama?

That's the bear from The Shining.

"I'm not dippin' into my Hello Kitty piggy bank for you, bitch. Getta job."

Tongue exchange, complete.

Being Classy in my Senior Picture

"My mom was pretty angry with my senior picture choice. Not because it was stupid, more 'cuz my Dad was a Crip. RIP Dad."

Put up a fence from 200 yards away with this nail gun. You'll never have to interact with your neighbor again!

Rick Rolling the American people baby!

Here's Looking At You, Kid

"Interviewed by local affiliate Asian-America reporter Nao Mai Wang-Hertz"

Oddly enough it's a 50 year-old male Mexican construction worker behind that book.