"Long story short, don't lose anything at this school."
Higher! Throw me higher!
At this point, you legally become her property.
Guess who made more money.
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Someone should have asked the wizard for a brain.
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As long as they're safe and buckled in, I don't care what happens to the rest of us.
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Sir, we've seen your past few girlfriends. Your premium is going to be through the roof.
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Don't worry. After the beatings start, you'll want to be dead anyway.
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Hotlink:
A collection of Lacie Heart pics.
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This is the UCLA hockey team in 1982.
Whoever owns this car is truly a Guitar Hero hero.
I hope he's on the way up and not the way down.
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Beer pong pong.
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I'm doing my semenary studies there.
Perfect for beer pong or gnome football.
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You were uhhhh drifting a little left. I'm going to need to take a look around the back, sir.
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This new environmentally friendly policy replaces their $3.00 refills.
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Hotlink:
Zac Efron is totally motorboating Vanessa Hudgens.
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Racketeering, possession, assaulting a police officer! Thanks to URI's finest the quad is now safe for hookah once more.
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How can this NOT be a laxative?
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