"Long story short, don't lose anything at this school."

Higher! Throw me higher!

At this point, you legally become her property.

Guess who made more money.

Someone should have asked the wizard for a brain.

As long as they're safe and buckled in, I don't care what happens to the rest of us.

Sir, we've seen your past few girlfriends. Your premium is going to be through the roof.

Don't worry. After the beatings start, you'll want to be dead anyway.

This is the UCLA hockey team in 1982.

Whoever owns this car is truly a Guitar Hero hero.

I hope he's on the way up and not the way down.

Beer pong pong.

I'm doing my semenary studies there.

Perfect for beer pong or gnome football.

You were uhhhh drifting a little left. I'm going to need to take a look around the back, sir.

This new environmentally friendly policy replaces their $3.00 refills.

Racketeering, possession, assaulting a police officer! Thanks to URI's finest the quad is now safe for hookah once more.

How can this NOT be a laxative?

The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.

Beach volleyball players are truly special ladies.

The rare underboob tattoo.

Boobs and arrow.

Every August, one picture submission really kicks it up and announces that students are migrating back to campus for the new school year. Let's make 2008-2009 as good as this picture, everybody!

Sometimes, saying please doesn't help.

Ugh, white limousines are so tacky.

Hold my baby while I pour liquor on my boobs? Thanks.

The difference between men and women.

Proof that "business attire" is a really vague term.

This was pretty much the highlight of watching Olympic women's basketball.

The sepia filter will add just the right amount of class to any photo from your butt-pic collection!

Naked Olympic Divers

I paused my television to answer the phone and came back to see this!

Chuck E. Cheese's gets really weird at night.

That guy...might actually be in danger.

Let's play I spy...

(red)

Isn't it awkward when you trip over a blind crotch's cane?

What appears to be a tattoo of Britney Spears doing a Dramatic Chipmunk impression.

Being president is fun! That's why those new two guys want to do it so bad.

Boobs and arrow.

The sepia filter will add just the right amount of class to any photo from your butt-pic collection!

This is the new ad campaign for the Goliath.

Proof that "business attire" is a really vague term.

The rare underboob tattoo.

They actually sell these pasties in the campus store.

Every August, one picture submission really kicks it up and announces that students are migrating back to campus for the new school year. Let's make 2008-2009 as good as this picture, everybody!

Have you ever wondered what the back of the buildings on Sesame street look like?

Sometimes, saying please doesn't help.

Ugh, white limousines are so tacky.

Hold my baby while I pour liquor on my boobs? Thanks.

Add a bag of doritos and this is stoner heaven.

This is what the view is like when you're a giant. Or when you're surrounded by hot midgets.

The youngest "That Guy" to ever grace our presence.

This was pretty much the highlight of watching Olympic women's basketball.

Beach volleyball players are truly special ladies.

Being president is fun! That's why those new two guys want to do it so bad.

New rule: when a shirt needs to be that big, it shouldn't come in a horizontal stripe design option.

Battle of the Billboards

So far, the Dark Knight has made over 400,000,000 of these.