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"That whole beer before liquior thing is true!!"
This is probably the tenth time we've gotten a picture just like this, only this one is far more realistic than the rest. p.s. Don't send more.
Some days I just wake up and say "I wish I had been eaten by a giant poon." Well, every day. God damn you, Paul Houston.
The best thing about tattoos is they go away when they aren't funny anymore!
Isn't everything part of His kingdom? No, I'm not trying to shock.
He's got a good point there.
A fella displaying his posterior from an aer-o-plane! How delightfully unusual!
This is FNUNY!
A HAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!! I wonder how I'll live on eternally?
I can't wait for a future where a grid of buttons representing all the necessary emotions is all we need (and are allowed) to communicate with!!!
"No, I swear- I didn't know which car it was referring to!"
If I told you this was a sex toy, would you lick me?
Oh... my... lord is that hilarious.
Maybe she was Vietnamese and her name was actually 'Hot'. I don't know. This just doesn't seem right.
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The boss is looking over my shoulder and I'd better come up with a good caption to impress him.
Somebody got the job done here. I hate that pussy shit when there's just a moustache or whatever - you really need to make 'em regret knowing you.
Bet you guys have never seen this one before!
Oh man, look out, Justice Department! Someone is subverting the SHIT out of you!
I would say $450 is a lot, but other people might say Peter isn't real.
He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.
This may be the first time we have to applaud a "that guy" in the history of "that guy". Keep on fighting the good fight guy.
Casting call for shooting the "before" people and the "afters".
He was dared to touch his index finger to his tongue.
Church Wars - The battle between the Catholics and the Presbyterians has reached a whole new level.
Even hotter -- imagining those are silk sheets on her Queen size water bed.
The first 8-year-old to be accepted to every fraternal organization in America, no questions asked.
Tongue exchange, complete.
If just looking is a faux pas, what's taking a picture?
Don't worry it's not his mom. She's a complete stranger.
"They're yours, son. When I die you'll take over these girls. They'll be yours. Everything the light touches anyway."
"Step one in preparing my roommate's ramen... That'll teach him to study 'til 3am with the light on."
There's a 75% chance she's been bitten and a 90% chance she's a carnie now.
"This was a private event only open to immediate family. Somehow our mentally disabled second cousin Percy breached security"
Three hours, sixteen minutes and 40 seconds now since he fell asleep. Check out 20 seconds after he passed out here
That's the bear from The Shining.
Don't let the cute girl distract you, this picture has not one, but TWO That Guys!
Forrest Gump - inspiring as a movie, sad in real life.
It's not what you think. He swallowed it whole.
Definitely not a ghost you want to piss off.
Dear God, it's beautiful.
Who you callin' "Fairy" punk?
You'll never party this hard.
"When Bobby starts rocking out on his new guitar the family just has to go WILD for him. We're very supportive."
I knew it!
"I'm not dippin' into my Hello Kitty piggy bank for you, bitch. Getta job."
Put up a fence from 200 yards away with this nail gun. You'll never have to interact with your neighbor again!
Rick Rolling the American people baby!
If this isn't blatant evidence of racial profiling I don't know what is
"Interviewed by local affiliate Asian-America reporter Nao Mai Wang-Hertz"
Here's Looking At You, Kid
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