Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Museum of Communism, above a McDonalds.
Jack, don't... make... any... sudden moves... Don't panic when I tell you this... There's a wolf on your head.
"4) Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but it smells like poop in here."
I know you can't understand English, but you'll be glad I made you wait outside.
I've been to Paris and seen the Eiffel Tower - this picture is a million times better.
If you go to In-N-Out Burger and demand anything up to a 250x250, they are legally required to give it to you.
Run for your lives, it's a two-headed math cat!
Ever have one of those mornings where you thought you wrote on yourself last night, but then it turns out it's a tattoo?
Does your person have glasses? You're Sam!
God is a cunt too - can I have seconds?
"What made it worse was that on the opposite side of all of the cups was his laptop playing meatspin.com on full volume..."
Note the artist's use of color, the interplay between tans that accentuates the eroticism of it all. This is a masterpiece.
We found a lot of weird books, but are there as many weird movies? Bonus points for VHS, and porno doesn't count.
What happens when even 10-year-olds can make amazing fake IDs.
"I've never made a novelty cake before, and I love how it turned out!"
Don't drink me! I have a wife and kids back in the keg.
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Don't ask me again.