Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Get out of the way, I need my fries!
They're just missing the "elery" - or are they?
God damn it, I need to catch the local.
I'm also a mom who wants to make you a great deal, so come on down!
Goochy goochy goo.
To be continued...
"i walked into a mcdonalds washroom and there was an old man sitting on the urinal taking a dump, so i hid in the stall and took a picture with my camera phone..."
Redundant - he already had a DMB sticker.
An ineffective chicken mask.
With cream in a colon, you can have colons any time!
Studying for my architecture final.
"We were driving to white castles to get food and we saw this."
Spank me with a shovel! Harder!
Following the release of Tommy Lee Jones' Man of the House, admissions to the University of Texas dropped 15%.
The kind of motel where you bring your own sheets.
"At least she has a sense of humor about it?"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.