Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
All my creation needs to come to life is a brain.
For those who still have to pull down their pants to use a urinal.
At least he always knows where his towel is.
A Stone Cold Steve Austin costume is a thinly veiled excuse to drink and spill beer wherever you want to all night.
"The whole crocodile hunter thing, it's just a little soon. He just died a few weeks ago, it's just not super cool and you have to leave." "But it's me Satan, Steve Irwin. I am the crocodile hunter."
Borat's a notoriously difficult costume to pull off well. Great job! The tiny American flag helps.
"Special thanks goes to the roommate's girlfriend for the carving job." So you mean all the credit goes to your roommate's girlfriend?
"We collected caps freshman year. Built it over the summer. Now it is in the living room of our house." Are you getting this Freshman? It's never too early to start saving.
"What, were there no kittens or grandmothers handy?"
All they sell is that electronic Harry Potter broom.
I wonder if the emploees at Chevron ever get upset that they're not the best.
It's near impossible to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour - but what about chocolate milk?
Note the handcuffs.
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I'd like to supersize that bag of oats.
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