Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Shamed my dad." Your dad is Walter from The Big Lebowski!?
It'd be more exciting if the cups were filled with ants.
"We talked our girlfriends into making out with each other,and they totally forgot about us!!!!!!"
I can't decide if I should take a shit, look at porn on my computer, or dip tobacco. Wait a second, why choose?
Sadly, this is the best picture they've taken as a couple.
If a dog with one cigarette is funny, then...
This is an outrage, Jesus studied taekwondo!
Novelty t-shirt, novelty haircut - this kid has it all.
Lamest magician ever.
"I got home to find my door covered in 250 feminine hygiene pads. Tampons were strung festively from the upper edge of my doorway, some soaked in crimson juice. A card was on my door, wishing me the best throughout my tumultuous journey towards womanhood.
If there's a nuclear war the last survivors will be the cockroaches and the girls making out.
Why are women so attracted to men who ride motorcycles?
If you put your opponent in an awkward submission hold and he calls a "dude, this is just weird," you win.
You just blew my mind.
It takes a toilet designer with vision to try something new.
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