Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
See you in 72,077 miles! That's only 24 trips across the country.
"SIU Unofficial St Pattys Day- pretty much just drink from 7am-All Day" Unofficial St Patty's Day?
Ahhh! It's a mummy cat!
Did that guy just call me a dog? That guy just called me a dog! No, don't hold me back - I'm gonna claw him!
If that pussy was 20 when that was written, it's almost 40 now.
"Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.
That will be the last time McDonalds looks to hire closers.
Remember man, no yellow snow before those forties are done.
Which one of these is not like the others?
It's about a man who suddenly gains the ability to read the minds of negroes.
Is there anything greater than a No Pants Party? Yes - digital cameras.
"From Argentina with love."
You don't get fat if you're just going for the toy, right?
If it's crazy to drink a bunch of forties and then tattoo myself with a red hot e-string then yes, I'm crazy.
This book came out in 1956. Now-a-days it's $20 to see the monkey, but still a bargain.
I think she's trying to be Spider-man.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.