Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Look out a zombie!
I'd be really impressed by a fifth cup.
"I live with a bunch of n00bs."
Alright, who farted?
Drink it in, this might be it for a while.
"Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps."
Like an awesome version of the Care Bears.
Hey, I asked for dark beer.
Worst title for a romance novel ever.
"The next morning he had to take a train back home where his parents picked him up and took him to the doctor for his broken foot. He was still covered in spray paint."
This entire cake was consumed in less than five minutes.
"I was in Finland this summer and one of their grocery chains rates the size of the store using K's..."
How graphic are the illustrations? Do we get to see the two main characters kiss?
"Eh, there's probably nobody inside."
Experiment #1: Are you a dork? If you are reading this book, then yes. Alright, onto experiment #2...
I suppose a handicapped man could still park his motorcycle there.
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