Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Honey, I think you've been working too hard.
Hello! Hello! I'd like a #2 king sized. Hello? Can anyone hear me in there?
No Mexican food waiters allowed at this brothel! If you're unsure if you're a Mexican food waiter, please ask our friendly pimps.
The canine FBI has started publishing a most wanted list. This dog is responsible for at least ten feline murders across four states. Let us know if you have any information on his whereabouts.
"It's the new pepper spray."
'All night boobies!"
She's got about 40 times the Spring Break experience, and it shows.
Just a hallway in the greatest snow fort of all time.
"Here's a penny, keep the change."
Girls know how to operate motorboats too.
I'd like a short stack and a hand job, and if possible at the same time. Thanks.
You haven't been cheating? Then how do you explain this bottle cap I found in your pocket when I was doing laundry?
Look at the bright side, this might be a time saver in the morning.
Maybe it's like that book The Giver in there.
How to make a pickup truck out of a van, a chainsaw, and a little elbow grease.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.