I love how even though the "catching" squirrel is made of porcelain, she's still reacting like she's totally bored.
Imagine sitting at your computer at 1:30am, staring at this guy's face for five minutes trying to make up a good caption. Welcome to my world.
This guy's roommate walked in and found him asleep next to this moped. Nobody knows where the hell it came from or whose it is.
It's not like security there is important anyway. Nobody gives enough of a shit to steal from JCPenny.
The Hunter becomes the cunted? I don't know, that isn't really a funny caption. But doesn't it seem like it should be? "Cunted"? That's funny.
Well, it's better than waking up next to, say, someone who was quoting Austin Powers 3 at the party all night.
This thing has to be seen to be believed. Though, to be fair, it's not like I really tried to describe it or anything.
Every time I drive by a McDonald's I do a double take. "Big N'Tasty" has to be the most susceptible name ever for hooliganism.