Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Who does this?
You'll get them all back when I've discovered the most vulgar way to rearrange them.
I didn't know you were a tight end.
It's a drive-in, so they just rollerskate up to your car and press 'em against the window. It's a pretty good deal for $2.99.
Cigarettes and trampolines go together like flowers and gravy.
You gotta put the chain through the wheels - otherwise they will just steal those too.
Hold on tight honey, I'm going to see if I can lose the cops.
Excuse me, I asked for no mustard.
Maybe they're all big Dukes of Hazzard fans.
Makes you wonder why more pudding wrestling events aren't indoors.
"A kid got this for his dad, who as you can see is a diabetic."
Someone should do this with Voldemort from the first Harry Potter movie.
Don't worry, I only put in the tip. I'm not some freak. Don't tell my roommates.
A real fan would have done steroids too.
Like you're some prize.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.