Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Attic tag seemed like a great idea.
(actually said by Arnold in the classic documentary Pumping Iron)
Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism.
Mostly I'm impressed you resisted the temptation to make it a penis.
"I wasted 15 bucks to get into a custom car, TV and movie car show with all the hopes to see the ChuckMobile from Walker. But alas, it wasn't there."
4 gigs of storage, but orange juice takes 250 mb.
"My buddies decided to give me a little 'message' regarding my girlfriend."
Maybeeee we should eat somewhere else.
Ramen Pong anyone?
Only ride here with two wheels. Got it.
It was all fun and games until he started murdering turtles.
"We built a seven foot snow penis in the center focal point of our small Mennonite/Christian college on high school perspective student weekend."
College is a time when all paths are open to you. You can do nearly anything you want.
If she jumped, she'd go flying.
"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "
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