Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Good to know, honey.
But did you ever think WHY we eat carrots?
Five guys who are very good at the penis game.
The advantage of moving a mattress this way is you don't have to worry about any rocks falling on the car.
"Not enough money for beer. So we filled the cups with ranch dressing, barbecue sauce, bacon, milk, pizza sauce, and other random food and drinks we found around the kitchen."
I wish my car had a cup holder like this.
"My friend's uncle built this car using two identical cars. It really runs and works fine. You can drive from either end."
"you tape each beer can that you have finished/opened so on your 15th beer you will have a huge ass beer pole." ok.
Beer pong moves into a new dimension.
The people that work at the license plate factory aren't hip - there's a surprise.
Another "sorry, it was too late" Deck the Gals.
When we say the submission deadline is December 21st, we mean it! Sorry Ms.-I-Got-Mine-In-December-22nd.
"A late 'deck the gals' contest submission..." Boooo!
Gotta have extracurriculars for your resume.
"My chin was once raped by one of those troll dolls."
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