Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Maybe he can shoot them out of his eyes.
At what point is the victory not worth it?
Grade F meat.
The weird thing is wheelchair-snowman is the one with legs.
"I watched a highway patrolman walk out and put a red tag on the windshield that says it must be moved in 2 days or they will tow it."
"I dont want this moment to end." "Naaaaaay!"
Gee, why doesn't he have a girl too?
"Good car prank. Dip cotton balls in water and stick them to the victim's car. if its cold enough outside, they'll freeze right on."
Don't worry, these things never start on time.
Shirtless dudes around the world heed my message - GET OUT OF THE WAY!
He swallowed a keg.
"After waking up, the guy that got owned ripped the fucking front door off the hinges."
"Al...let's have sex!" "Ehh... no Peg."
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