Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I like those odds!
My mom told me to pick you up. Just get in the car, I've got lots of leafy greens. You like leafy greens, don't you?
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
An inefficient, but fun, way to get drunk.
Someone should just develop a pixel shaped tattoo gun.
The fine is 20 dollars and a new nickname.
Our school's plan? Shame them into achieving.
"On our April snow day, with classes canceled, 98% of the school decided to start drinking. The chem free freshman hall had other plans, as they barricaded East Hall residents into their dorm with two huge snowballs."
"Too redneck to be ghetto, too ghetto to be redneck."
How about something more original, like "kick me."
"I saw the other comparison of freshman vs. senior year student IDs, and I figured mine was better." Any others out there?
If you keep doing that, the problem isn't going to go away.
Here you have it ladies and gentlemen, the most bored roommates ever.
A gnome basketball court.
You're up at 5 am? Here's a picture of a chipmunk eating a dead bird, weirdo.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.