What's going on on the right? It looks like two people having sex while one of them's taking a crap, while they both watch the girl help her friend puke in the trashcan.
"We got high in an abandoned house, and my friend wigged out. Why he had a gun, I don't know, but he was paranoid as fuck, as you can see."
Adam, dude, I think you should stick with Collette. I mean, even though she has no idea what some of her words mean, at least she's using them, which is more than I can say about some people.
"My roomate passed out down the hall playing Grand Theft Auto. The worst part is there was naked girl waiting for him in his bed." - RIGHT. THAT GUY.
"This occured in a remote cabin in Alaska. I don't remember it happening but I am told that I was realatively calm about almost getting burned and suffocated at the same time."