Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Sir, I'm going to need to take a look inside your cargo.
Not pictured: a bumper sticker that read, "If you can read this, I'm already mad at you."
Check this out guys, I can wrap my udder all the way around my hoof. I call it a wrist watch.
Don't worry dude, the catapult is in a balloon up my ass. They'll never find it.
Hey sir, do you have a second? Can you take our picture?
Step 2 of the prank, set the dorm on fire.
The items were piled on him starting from least to most religious.
You know those things they use to inflate a moon bounce? Ever wonder what would happen if you modified it to fire beer at your face?
After this, the smoker got the munchies and ate his friend.
"Well, we were high, and we wanted her to hold the bong for a picture."
The only school that didn't shut down for MLK's birthday.
I asked for Raphael!
Oh man I hope that truck can just grow wings and take off.
You're lucky you've got large boobs, because you're obviously stupid.
Then again, so will Jesus.
Kinda makes the surgeon general look like a pussy.
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