Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Are you gonna let a bunch of little girls tell you what to do?!
"I thought about it, and it's more of a hobby than an interest..."
Required reading for Paradox Studies 101
Charlie Weis calling his favorite play: "Extra Tasty 22 Slant Crispy on Three"
Where did we put that gigantic snow bottle opener?
"Michael Bolton sighting in Munich. The entire pub crawl called him the name of that no talent ass clown by the end of it."
"I pissed my what, dear? You're going to have to speak up its very loud in here!"
"This is the after shot of the Jedi Jump that was posted awhile back. He hit the concrete wall, hard, and got knocked out."
"On Sunday March 18th, five guys decided it would be a good idea to buy male g-strings at a novelty store (they were on sale 3 for $10) and they went for a walk on the beach. Little did they know that this stunt would cost them $695 each on bail after the
Manny Ramirez is selling his BBQ on ebay. Buy it. Now.
True fact: this was the original title for "The Bible"
Apuleius was the premiere romantic novel writer in ancient Greek times.
Chapter One: Don't call him retarded.
"Turns out you CAN have too much green beer on St. Patrick's Day. This is real- trust me, I'm gonna be a doctor." That doesn't explain the orange glow affect on the rim...
She's not wearing any green! Pinch her!
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