Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Heiled all over himself two hours later."
Leave it to Dazed and Confused fans (with a Fear & Loathing poster) to not get their Halloween picture in until March.
No, I'm still not getting rapist. Could you smile a little wider, and maybe point at her? Yes, that's it! Perfect!
He looks surprised, but intrigued.
It works both ways - there's always room for people in jell-o pudding, too.
"A kid got bored with our civics teacher in class. Smelled smoke, looked over, and a kid was lighting up in class."
Oh, that's a misprint. It should say "Restaurants-Jewish," not "Restaurants-Bagels."
I like to imagine that he was covered with babies, but he just gathered up enough strength to explode out of them.
Beer pong and pro wrestling are the only two sports where distractions are legal.
Every good snowman needs a magical hat.
It takes an ace napper to sleep on the job, on a runway.
Here, let's take a picture of you staring at my boobs.
What a natural pose for everyone, including That Guy.
"We built a 6 foot snow hand to jack off the large silver phallic shaft of a fountain on the quad."
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