Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
How telekinetic people drink beer.
No two snow penises are exactly alike.
"I'll have the chicken. Thanks."
Oh whatever, you would totally hit it.
You'd think this was obvious but just so we're clear - scooters are not clothes.
Playing toilet leapfrog.
Attic tag seemed like a great idea.
(actually said by Arnold in the classic documentary Pumping Iron)
Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism.
Mostly I'm impressed you resisted the temptation to make it a penis.
"I wasted 15 bucks to get into a custom car, TV and movie car show with all the hopes to see the ChuckMobile from Walker. But alas, it wasn't there."
4 gigs of storage, but orange juice takes 250 mb.
"My buddies decided to give me a little 'message' regarding my girlfriend."
Maybeeee we should eat somewhere else.
Ramen Pong anyone?
Only ride here with two wheels. Got it.
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