Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
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The Graphic Truth
Summer called. He said "Everybody get the fuck ready, I'm coming," and hung up.
"This is my teacher for Botany playing his 3rd prank of this year. First he put the deans name up next to a toilet, then he busted in the ecology class and made them watch a movie with us, now he put this up on our other teachers property." Plus he has aw
Rub my tummy or fuck off.
Hey Carl, how's it hanging? Oh never mind, I see.
I find your dowry of three sheep acceptable, you may marry my daughter.
Those poor cheerleaders.
Ummm I ordered a beer five minutes ago and I'm still waiting...
"My sister in law has never seen a goatse. On her crew trip to philly she decided to get a tattoo of the time she was born."
He's tapping out, break the hold!
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
Those are all mosquitoes, and I'll give you $10 to lick the grill with the bottom of your tongue.
"Tony Soprano going back to his roots showing up to the Rutgers Graduation."
When this much Natty's in play, everyone's a court jester.
I wish I was sleeping with Angelina Jolie!
You got lucky here, just don't try it on the essay section.
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