Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Hopefully, you aren't all three.
Here's hoping this bar is across the street from an elementary school.
What about the 31nd?
"My fraternity is really lazy and hired a maid. Unfortunately, it seems that she's even lazier than we are."
The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats, and many believe the pyramids were built to honor them.
A Chevrolet is a hell of a car.
Just when you thought marching bands couldn't get any gayer.
God bless us, each and every FART.
Ladies and gentlemen, the human cork board!
Three girls ruining a 360 degrees of boobies picture.
What's sadder then getting shut out by a 9-year-old?
A fit of anger leads to a brilliant golf club storage solution.
Finally, someone beat the octobong. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the hendecabong.
"The sunroof has been broken on this car for months. The umbrella is attached to the E-brake with a string, rubber band, and Scooby Doo shoelace."
You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!
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