Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Here's to hoping I get at least one insertion on Valentine's Day.
You can't sell dangerous bomb making equipment to children!
Enough snow penises! Any snaginas out there?
For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet.
Daaaa snow penis.
"He eventually rolled over on his stomach, and left a perfect impression of what we drew on my buddy's hardwood floor, just like play-doh."
I guess I'll drive slower?
The Wii is the first video game console where smoking pot actually hinders your ability to play.
Gooch got picked on his whole life, now he's passing the torment on to a building.
What's so scary about a large bearded man who breaks into your house to eat cookies?
Surprisingly effective blockse.
I thought most floops were wet? Isn't their natural habitat the water?
Uh oh, we're going to have to eat these six real quick.
"Be careful when you party with people from other schools. Got drunk with my Texas A&M friends and woke up with this in the top of my head."
A bong larger than you are seems like a great idea, until you realize there's no way to hit it.
Not quite as inviting as a barber pole...
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