Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The gravitational fields of their enormous hoop earrings drew them together.
Santa Claus probably gets so much pussy.
"Jewish girls decking the halls, kind of. Oh yeah, that's me picking my drunk girlfriend up off of the ground after she tackled a bike."
"During the holidays, remember to wrap it up."
If you write this secret ancient phrase on the back of your car, cops won't give you speeding tickets.
The weakest Christmas tie in of any Deck the Gals yet. Come on, just fuzz?
Oh, that's what the student paper is for.
The Deck the Gals competition is winding down, but the competition is growing fierce.
Did the store only have six pink hats, or did she join the party late?
...and more pink Santa skirts.
Who smokes from a pineapple and packs it with weed?
The best girls making out picture since the last one.
"We actually got house chore hours for putting the lights up."
When crotch rocket meets snowmobile...
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