Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
The second part of the shaming is when the ants show up overnight.
Someone complained about Jackass being on the marquee.
Texas Tech. may have beaten Texas A&M last week, but A&M-alum-with-a-mustache got the last laugh.
This is like putting a "beer bottles only" recycling bin in an elementary school.
75 bags of mulch may sound like a lot, but it'll probably take twice that to completely fill up your friend's dorm room.
Space is boring, gotta kill time somehow.
With the same letters you also could have spelled ANAL BLEEDER HORSE DONG.
Diravis likes porn and crappy music.
Don't worry, Blitzen's driving.
On the bright side, you probably don't have to worry about passing out with your shoes on.
Tour Guide: I direct your attention to this ancient and mysterious tablet, which has yet to be deciphered. Leela: Do you know what it means? Fry: Yeah, I asked a cop once. It means "up yours kid."
"This was put up to brighten the soldiers' days."
Ever since he got that skateboard, Chuck E. Cheese has been relatively extrema.
Oops, did I spill water on your shorts yet again? That's the third time tonight.
I caught a big fish and decided to release it... into a pool.
Tomorrow - national carpet cleaner convention.
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