Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Stupid tree! The sun is up in the sky, not down in the ground.
Meridian, Texas. Population: Racist.
"You know how I know Rex Grossman is gay? His favorite band is Coldplay."
The students of Cheldelin should all be awarded straight A's for having to deal with that faculty.
"This is a better picture of the dinosaur little brother shaming that my cousins did over thanksgiving." Good thing none of them came to life.
It's still November in Morgantown, WV.
Don't ever leave me, toilet. I love you.
"I went to pick my brother up from CCD and this sign was on the bathroom doors of the church." The children have set up an adult free paradise inside the bathroom.
And now, another episode of fire-extinguisher-to-the-face theater.
TURN ONS: Finding an onion ring in my fries. TURN OFFS: Clowns.
The guy from Memento takes up sign making.
I thought there were no black people on Seinfeld.
They see me sinnin', they prayin'...
When you play Strip Sega, everybody's a winner.
Must be rough for all those native cellphone speakers.
Don't think that I won't punch you just because you're a cat.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.