Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Ironically, he's just beginning a lifetime of regret.
"This is what happens when, after Halloween, pumpkins get smashed all over your house and someone tries to dispose of the seeds by putting them down the bathroom sink."
If it's written on an inflatable penis, it must be true.
Honey, we never go dancing at Burger King like we used to.
Thanks. I have a deadly bee allergy, yet I was unaware they are outside.
Who wears short shorts?I wear short shorts!
The RA met me at the bottom, but I challenged him to find something in the student handbook that forbids rappelling out of your fourth story window.
After much deliberation, we've decided the most confusing part of this image is actually the American flag.
If there's anything classier than Franzia, it's Franzia in the shower.
"Hard to beleive they aren't selling more of those Kramer posters."
Chicken Man is rapidly gaining on the Nittany Lion as Penn State's most recognizable mascot. He walks around with a real live chicken and disrupts lectures to surprise tired children.
How appropriate. Warm and fuzzy is also how Oxycontin makes you feel.
That's not what I meant when I said hold on to your ankles.
"The sex shops in Paris are so big, they have shopping carts."
Someone needs to go back to shool.
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