Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.
"I was driving behind this idiot for about 15 minutes, he was screaming out his window and flicking people off."
A classy Dukes of Hazzard - maybe they are bootlegging champagne.
Here's to hoping I get at least one insertion on Valentine's Day.
You can't sell dangerous bomb making equipment to children!
Enough snow penises! Any snaginas out there?
For my next trick, I will make the contents of this bottle pass through her back, into her stomach, and finally back into the toilet.
Daaaa snow penis.
"He eventually rolled over on his stomach, and left a perfect impression of what we drew on my buddy's hardwood floor, just like play-doh."
I guess I'll drive slower?
The Wii is the first video game console where smoking pot actually hinders your ability to play.
Gooch got picked on his whole life, now he's passing the torment on to a building.
What's so scary about a large bearded man who breaks into your house to eat cookies?
Surprisingly effective blockse.
I thought most floops were wet? Isn't their natural habitat the water?
Uh oh, we're going to have to eat these six real quick.
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Don't ask me again.