My girlfriend works in a dentist's office. So a month ago, this lady calls up and says her son has a sore on his gums and it has pus in it and it smells really bad. He came in to get it checked out and this was the diagnosis slip...
"We had a huge windstorm that knocked over some trees. Apparently there is another car under there somewhere."
"this is my drunk ass roomate... we are military... and we always think he is a homo... make up a good homosexual title for him... peace out"
Thought you might appreciate the subtlety of this ad for a sexual lubricating gel. It looks innocent enough until you look closely at the details.