Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
So long as he honks the horn when I gesture for it, I'm really not concerned with how safe he is.
Hey moron, you're going to hit the bar. God you're stupid, haven't you played this game before? Fucking idiot.
Show us your tits!
Beer pong "table"
Thanks dad, but actually I'm more into weed.
"So... you guys want to play?""Nah."
Finding Library Books has just been upgraded to a full-blown contest. We're calling it LOLbrary Books, and the best one gets $100. Don't worry, everything already sent in is retroactively eligible.
Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
Maybe it's a Chinese election?
Apparently Calvin not only grew up, he goes to the University of Wisconsin.
Chapter 1 - The Secret Merit Badge
Two crappy movies for the price of one, or is there something more sinister going on here?
Being Amish is all about the ATTITUDE.
The only horse in the world with a Cheetos salt lick.
I hope he isn't just going to snort a huge line of pot and then smoke those cigars.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.