Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
He picked her up with a, "Hey Momma, wanna have a burger with a real man?"
We don't need the back of our truck or our teeth thank you very much.
I don't care if it's not even a real turkey, I'm ready to eat now.
Last weekend I got thought-spray-painting-a-vagina onto-my-back-was-a-good-idea drunk
I'm looking for a housewife - will she act right?
Stentorian means very loud or powerful in sound. Flatulence meats fart.
This is actually the interior of an Irish church.
You can also use an iron as a quick and easy way to sear someone's flesh.
Thank you for the warning.
If you can find a store that beats our prices, we'll be very very surprised!
No harm shall come to thee, Bug.
Well how am I supposed to hang my ornament of teddy bears hugging?
The ball boy's job is to do the coach's bitch work.
If you think I don't know real estate, you don't know Jack Crapo.
Sorta like a Freshman dorm.
For a real challenge try two parts natty, one part gin.
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