Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What do you mean facemasking?
'What should we write?''There's no time, just write anything!'
"I passed out with one shoe off, does that count for anything?" No.
Well, it has to be better than Into The Blue and Catwoman.
The perfect couple.
And people say you don't learn anything in college.....
"Well where am I supposed to get water from?" asked the man who has apparently never seen a sink before.
Thank you sir, may I have another?
Wal-Mart gift guide: Mom: Bike Dad: Bike Grandma: Bike Sister: Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Perfect - it fits!
I don't know what happened here, I asked Santa for a new bicycle.
Oh sure, Yoshi's a pal - until you get to a haunted castle.
This is the closest you'll ever get to Lindsay Lohan.
Excuse me... yeah I actually ordered anal. No, this will be fine.
Dude, I am so full. I haven't been this full in months.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.