"I work at a small hick paper in my college town. This is from the podunk county fair that was held this past weekend. Apparently the girl was adjusting her flowers."
It's funny - I had no idea the girls were actually masturbating. I thought they were just squeezing a sponge or something.
I'm going to use the same "Hey, some of these guys don't even have cars!" line that I stole from a Nation Lampoon book AGAIN. There, I said it.
Maybe they could have just called their salads "The ORIGINAL Tossed Salads" instead of braggin about themselves?
"A pic of my buddy in a McDondalds tripping and making a huge mess. The manager was afraid he would sue because the floor was wet."
I think Bush is making the same face he makes when his aides tell him not to eat spaghetti with his hands.
"Came across this somewhat recent pic of the Goonies cast... can you find 'Sloth?' Probably not, since he's been dead for years.