Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I think this is an ashtray, but with some minor modifications it could be a great pipe.
I got drunk and pissed in the wrong mailbox.
Toboggans are the opposite of cars - you want to have as little control as possible.
Passing out drunk and drowning in a pool of packing peanuts is the most honorable death I can imagine.
The 3-ball model is considered irregular and 50% off.
What percentage of dildo purchases do you think are ironic?
Microsoft Department of Redundancy Department.
No shirt, no shoes, free drinks.
The crime? Spending his roommate's 21st birthday with his girlfriend.
The Les Paul pong table. Les Pong?
You know a pipe is good when it takes three people to operate it.
You're all going to think we're crazy, but peanut butter and jelly and fruit loops isn't bad!
In Germany, the streets are paved with kegs!
Flava-Flav shops at Wal-Mart?
"We guessed that it meant: No losers with 'brave' tattoed in chinese on their upper arms."
Okay guys, I brought my camera - do something you'll regret!
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