Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Who cares when you get there if you're enjoying the ride.
If you've gotten caught in a stall with no toilet paper, now you know who to hate.
"This is the drawing my teacher used to teach the right hand rule. I don't think anyone in my class listened to a word he said."
We're playing it pretty loose with the definition of "girls making out" here.
They're both dressed as Republicans.
My coffee is a little cold - do you guys have any un-ice?
Looks like Ramen, vodka, and maybe some Tostitos - possibly hint of lime?
Step 1. Dress as gnomes Step 2. ??? Step 3. PROFIT
If you ask me, taking off your shirt and letting your friends throw ping pong balls at you hard enough to leave welts is just a fad. It'll never last.
An easy way to upset any girls you happen to meet.
Nah I figure this truck is 6, maybe 7, feet tall.
Whatever, we didn't keep anything upstairs anyway.
In Switzerland, only black people may touch sinks.
Life at it's best.
Someone else gets Bruce Almighty'd.
Look this way kids! No need to turn around!
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.