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I once sucked dick for books.
"We took this guy's picture and then he followed us down the street and into a GNC where he started yelling, 'I haven't farted in such a long time! These vitamins make me farted!"
In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.
Honey, I think you've been working too hard.
Hello! Hello! I'd like a #2 king sized. Hello? Can anyone hear me in there?
No Mexican food waiters allowed at this brothel! If you're unsure if you're a Mexican food waiter, please ask our friendly pimps.
The canine FBI has started publishing a most wanted list. This dog is responsible for at least ten feline murders across four states. Let us know if you have any information on his whereabouts.
"It's the new pepper spray."
'All night boobies!"
She's got about 40 times the Spring Break experience, and it shows.
Just a hallway in the greatest snow fort of all time.
"Here's a penny, keep the change."
Girls know how to operate motorboats too.
I'd like a short stack and a hand job, and if possible at the same time. Thanks.
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