Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If you've ever gotten the word REDNECK tattooed on your inner lip... you might be a dumbass.
Here, you can see the Christian's Women's Group using "Kissin" as a euphemism for "pussy."
I'm almost broke, better not touch it.
COOL KIDS ALERT! "We got really bored so we spent an evening riding the elevator. We had two chairs a laptop a deck of cards and a sign in sheet."
Either they taught dogs how to read, or this is the most unnecessary sign ever.
ALL SALES FINAL - NO RETURNS FOR FAULTY MERCHANDISE.
The real life Captain N the game-master.
Usually, it's the ref screwing the players.
I see the problem - she's blowing out instead of sucking in.
"He vows to put away the Hamburglar for good."
The frog suit is useless, but at least it makes sense. Frogs swim, raccoons don't fly.
The most beautiful part will be seeing it empty at the end of the night.
Flashy solo keg stand. Bonus points for the costume and the danger factor that comes with doing it next to a fish tank.
A brilliant idea in theory, but how do you get the beer in with no help?
He may be passed out during the day, but you're wearing pajama pants outside and drinking.
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