Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
"After smoking, one of my eyes was itching so I used Visine." Can you tell which eye got the Visine?
It's easy to believe that he's interested in "anything" on television.
"You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal."
Car into building! Car into building!
Resist all temptation to spray this on your genitals.
See, being a single mother isn't all bad.
Open wider...wider... by the way have you accepted Jesus Christ as the one true lord and savior?
"I hit a deer and this is what I found when I got home."
Best case scenario - the candle burns down and all the wax melts into his hair.
"I was in Acapulco and I I couldn't figure out why I felt so sick. Then I looked in my camera and remembered what the hamburger I got from a street vendor the previous night at 3 AM looked like."
Each of these girls is hitting a 15 foot beer bong.
Here's a great party theme - all the girls dress as Catholic school girls, and all the guys dress as guys with boners.
The puppy is comfortable, he's taking a shit, everybody wins.
"RV didn't do so well..."
Good luck figuring this one out, Mapquest.
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