Snap, crackle, and pop... my prune! *note: your "prune" is what gets popped when you get it up the butt for the first time. Kinda like a cherry.
"This was on the cover of 'The Batallion,' the Texas A&M University school newspaper. I'm pretty sure it's one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen."
"It's a long-standing joke at Lehigh that our president more than slightly resembles Mr. Burns. Well, I found his Smithers."