"I was bored."
Yeah, we're selling the car cheap because it's owner died of a heart attack last year. It's a shame, he was only 32. Yeah, single. Anyway, she's barely got any miles on her - only went to the 7/11 and back.
It'd be more exciting if the cups were filled with ants.
If a dog with one cigarette is funny, then...
This is an outrage, Jesus studied taekwondo!
Chew pong?
Lamest magician ever.
"I got home to find my door covered in 250 feminine hygiene pads. Tampons were strung festively from the upper edge of my doorway, some soaked in crimson juice. A card was on my door, wishing me the best throughout my tumultuous journey towards womanhood.

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