Guys, this one is pretty funny. I mean, look at that first word - it's practically "cum", which is slang for "ejaculate". I'm not even kidding.
"We went to the store to buy some beanbag charis... A pool was much cheaper.... hot water bucketted in from the shower down the hall and presto, you have a hot tub in your room."
Reminds me of the time we brought my cat downstairs and we had this huge bong and, like, there was- uh... wha... what was I talking about?
About 50,000 different people go to our website every day. That's like a stadium full - it's enough people to overthrow many smaller countries' governments.
Oh man... what looks worse? This guy, or girls who go tanning too much and the shading on their necks is completely fake looking?