Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Two in the pumpkin, one in the rumpkin.
"This table consists of 2240 beer caps and 156 beer bottles. We figured it out that with all the supplies including beer, the total amount of money put into this table is around $3400. It took about 3 months to finally have everything glued and the plexi
Cocaine's a hell of a drug, and this is a hell of a deal!
I don't understand people who think cars are a phallic symbol.
For some reason, most funeral homes have no sense of humor.
She won't let me, that's why I'm buying the liquor.
I'm looking for a 2-bedroom house in a neighborhood with a good school, and also I noticed there's no more 40-Year-Old Virgins on the rack. Are there any behind the counter you guys haven't had a chance to put up yet?
Track isn't a full contact sport, but maybe they should require jock straps anyway.
Would you like to Stopper Size that combo?
Twenty five dollars and an hour at Wal-Mart and you can have a homemade vaporizer too!
Excuse me miss, in what aisle might I find the bananas?
It's great that In-N-Out prints bible verses on their cups, but sees nothing wrong with letting people order 20x20s.
Wait a second, cats can't ride bikes! (then he falls down)
Philbert: Great, now what are we supposed to do. Walter: You guys want to play Warcraft? Everyone: Okay!
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