In New York State, it's now illegal to drive when you're on a cell phone unless you have one of those headsets. So there.
Look, what were we supposed to do? We don't know what's going on either. You should see the pictures that don't make it onto the site.
"My friend's parents just went on their first vacation in about 20 years. I just love the expression on her pop's face."
This pic of Jessica Simpson reminded me that she existed. Her music is worse that Britney's, PLUS she is barely famous. What a dork.
"The entire page of the 'Penis Paper' scanned. The Asheville Times was able to write an article without saying 'penis', but Western's just not that intelligent."
I think that bands like "Linkin Park" and "Staind" are the next boy bands. Just wait. Incredible hating will be pouring on them within four months.
Cool way to meet girls. Great way to pretend your penis is getting sucked. Fantastic way to make humiliate someone.
"Me and my buddies at SUNY Albany invented a new drinking idea called 'BEER WATERFALLS.' Directions: Pour beer off of second floor balcony into someone's mouth."
I still don't have any respect for him. Pour acid on my face and give me a million dollars and I bet I'll still get to second base.
This is the real reason people go to Jamaica- because they'll let you roll a massive, three foot long spliff.