Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"When Cameron was in Egypt's land...'let my Cameron go!'"
"Try dressing up as a giant gate pass and then storming the main entrance of a billion dollar financial company. My buddy did and got tackled by a guard. He's a celebrity at the company now."
The most expensive costume on CH - that fence cost $1 billion.
Seriously, Zach is a lego maniac. He needs help.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints, but my top choice is just watching girls make out.
"Yes, that check is indeed in the movie, though only for a few seconds."
Prom queen and prom night miracle.
Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie
Not only did he wax his chest, he really nailed the facial expression.
"What time does the party start?""When we are dry and ready."
Anyone remember Snow Brothers? Anyone?
This was cool until she pooped.
Well, now, don't you tell me to smile.
If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.
"So my hall mates and I decided to be the bros from Derrick Comedy's Bro Rape skit for Halloween. So here we are with three popped collars,upside-down visors, pre-frayed hats, and a bag full of black dildos (not pictured)."
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