Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Your tag is hanging out."
Maybe it was just one condom made of something exotic, like alligator skin.
Conclusion - Spanish people beat their wives.
Put on your clothes guys, I'm going to pull over so we can take a picture.
Imagine your room is a bar graph, and the ceiling is 100%. That tower is the chance of you getting mouth cancer.
Fun bags (as in purses) apparently make it look like you don't have fun bags (as in boobies).
"Probably a good thing Target doesn't have a dentist's office like Sears."
Jessica Alba doing what she does best, which isn't acting.
Quick Robin, to the beer cave! Oh, you're not 21 yet...
Twenty five boxes of puke that has yet to be puked.
"One of their feet went in my mouth."
Maybe they were some really drunk kids who had some Nickelodeon Gak.
That last sentence is a doozy - "I have has experiences similar to Egan's..."
We kan do it!
Lieutenant Hookers entrance is on the other side of the building.
If I flex my muscles the right way, I can make it look like the Red Mage is talking to the black one.
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