Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Next, you can spell it out in explosive diarrhea.
I thought niggers had a prime minister.
...and I'm spent.
The strip clubs in New Jersey are a little more conservative - they can go topless, but you don't get to see any pirate scars.
You know what, I don't need a ringtone that badly.
We make candy, cigarettes, and candy cigarettes.
They let you control men AND hold your beer?
That's actually cocaine, and this is the most expensive antiquing of all time.
The only thing more amazing than the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot Scrotie is the fact that the Rhode Island School of Design has a sports program.
Plus, you don't have to get up to look up the pizzeria's phone number.
For people with no creativity, a hole in the floor is a bad thing.
If this is to scale with that finger, this is the smallest beer pong table ever.
Rub-a-dub-dub passed out in the tub.
This sale is perfect for the guy who plans on killing his wife for her family's money and loves savings.
The camera's so close, it's practically the third girl making out.
Can we keep it?
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