"Here's a couple pictures taken with a good zoom camera in Central Park the other week. Make of them what you will (the person had his/her head bobbing up and down)."
I used to have a cat who would piss on our bed. She would actually attack my bed - she'd run up when someone was in the room, unload her bladder, and run out before anyone knew what happened.
This is what men are driven to after being dragged to WAL MART by their uncaring wives. Men, liberate yourselves!
Man, think of all the crazy captions you could give the guy in the background! Crazy! Wow! Whoa! Crazy!
It seriously looks like they knew what they were doing here... seriously, "Jacks off 2-0 in conference"? Jeez.
ANYONE WHO'S EVER WORKED IN AN OFFICE WILL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! SORRY, COLLEGE KIDS, THIS IS OVER ALL YALLS HEADS!