"...he funneled 8 beers in an hour. He then ate Dominos, puked in a bag, and then tripped while bringing the bag downstairs..."
"Our landlord renovated and replaced our doors, but just piled the old ones up outside. We thought we should teach he a lesson for not putting shit away."
That guy should read the sign! The funny thing about this comment is the sign is the reason he's peeing!