Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
At first this accounting sign just said, "pove those loop holes."
Awww... you got me beer. How did you know?
When your professor needs Thanksgiving break more than you do...
How to creep out tourists.
"He woke up from a night of drinking and tried to find the fly in his pair of shirt."
Have you been drinking sir? You appear to be love drunk. What's that? You have something in your trunk? Sir, I'm going to have to step out of the vehicle.
I have seen some amazing technological advances in my life, but this blanket may be the best yet.
What do you mean how are we going to get the sand out? Don't you understand - our living room is a beach now.
"Woke up from a nap to see this slid under my door." Nice can of Axe.
"Please put up for my Buddy Zach in Iraq who helped build it. It will give him a reminder of whats waiting for him in March when he returns."
This newly discovered species, the ubersquirrel, is known to hunt bears with it's laser vision.
"Took him all next day and a toilet brush to get it off."
"Me and my friends on halloween as victoria's secret angels... thought CH.com needed it." Correct.
Here's to free toner!
"No one had money for a tip."
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Don't ask me again.