Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Dennis Haskins' evil twin!?
"Some homeless guy wandered into our cafeteria and for some reason had a target spray painted on his ass."
It almost looks like someone is struggling to burst out.
The father in the second row is going to be disappointed when he sees how the picture came out.
Do you think Gene Simmons shames Paul Stanley by giving him the Peter Criss make-up?
Where would they go if they installed slot machines on the scooters?
Know what would be killer right now? Some fucking Meow Mix.
If I'm the guy with his ass in the air, I'd just fall backwards. If I was the guy holding on, I'd bite him.
Napoleon Dynamitesville, Arkansas.
Not topless, but at least they went through the trouble of putting on fancy bras.
Throw a jab immediately after hearing the third hop of the bull charge. Professors can't teach that kind of thing.
The real That Guy in this situation goes to the lady on the left, who had no idea she was in the picture.
"My roommates were going to build a fort, but once the first wall was done they said 'fuck it."
He also got an F on his poetry quiz later that day.
"Great, now we're stuck here. This is all your fault.""My fault? Why I oughta!"
So long as he honks the horn when I gesture for it, I'm really not concerned with how safe he is.
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