Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
They vandalized the sign, but it's still not as vulgar as the restaurant's actual name.
That's why my alarm didn't go off this morning.
You should really stop and think for a second before permanently applying letters to the ground.
Grin and bear it.
Right now, the only thing George is curious about is where he can find the nearest balloon monkey in heat.
What kind of apartment has a Detroit Red Wings foam finger, a museum gift shop toy, caution tape, a guitar, a baby lamb doll, and too much alcohol?
I didn't know wallruses went to church, or that they spelled their name with two L's. Maybe I should go back to Sunday School.
This is why we need toilets with two heads - one for pukin' and one for poopin'.
I have a dream - a dream that for the low price of 7.75 a man can eat a dinner with corn bread, Atlanta spare ribs, and collared greens.
Get it? Camel toe!
Someone's a huge fan of Ted Danson movies.
Get your own pair!
"My girlfriend is Roman-Catholic so I decided to have some fun by making these eggs and hiding them around her house with the rest of the eggs that her mom hid. I haven't had sex in 3 months."
Shattering the myth that girls with mustaches aren't hot.
We'll see how smart you are when the canines come.
MacGyver'd bong - Once you pot you can't... stot?
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