That's why my alarm didn't go off this morning.
Grin and bear it.
Get it? Camel toe!
Someone's a huge fan of Ted Danson movies.
Get your own pair!
"My girlfriend is Roman-Catholic so I decided to have some fun by making these eggs and hiding them around her house with the rest of the eggs that her mom hid. I haven't had sex in 3 months."
We'll see how smart you are when the canines come.
MacGyver'd bong - Once you pot you can't... stot?

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