Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Why stop at two minivans?
No women and children zone? Take me there!
That he's dead only makes it more metal.
If there's a bad anal beads story, I have yet to see it printed in a magazine.
If I were a serial killer from an 80's horror movie, this is where I'd stalk my prey.
"This guy changed his name to Andy Griffith and ran for sheriff. Now the real Andy Griffith is suing him." Oh, America.
Ages 12 - 55ish.
"Your tag is hanging out."
Maybe it was just one condom made of something exotic, like alligator skin.
Conclusion - Spanish people beat their wives.
Put on your clothes guys, I'm going to pull over so we can take a picture.
Imagine your room is a bar graph, and the ceiling is 100%. That tower is the chance of you getting mouth cancer.
Fun bags (as in purses) apparently make it look like you don't have fun bags (as in boobies).
"Probably a good thing Target doesn't have a dentist's office like Sears."
Jessica Alba doing what she does best, which isn't acting.
Quick Robin, to the beer cave! Oh, you're not 21 yet...
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