Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Accessories are important to any costume, especially Towelie.
You want a flat screen TV installed in your poodle?
That settles it. Having sex with Kevin Ferderline makes you ugly.
Are we still getting Halloween pictures, or am I captioning on shrooms again?
If you kids ask if we're there yet one more time, I'm turning this car around!
A good belly flop means total commitment, and having no fear.
"Mama tigress had premature tiger babies that died and she got depressed. So the zoo decided to replace them with pigs and fool the mom by dressing them in tiger skins."
The tragedy of Borat's success is that he can never get away with the character again.
God, I miss summer
The really 'screams college' aspect of this picture is that someone took a picture.
Here's a tip for smashing beer cans - open and drink them first.
Well, we can never get delivery from there again.
My ex called.
Shouldn't you allot more for Saturdays and Sundays?
Think about it this way - it's very unlikely anybody is going to steal your car for the next few hours.
Loo at me, I'm kng o th squirrels. No! YOU have had to mch to drnk. Don't tke my kyes, I CAN DRVE HOME STILL!
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