Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"He should never have left it parked in that rough cubicle."
Hi, now can I see your license and registration? You were doing 105 in a school zone.
Finally, a Russian roulette for kids. Ever since I showed my 9-year-old the Deer Hunter he's been dying to play.
"Uh oh... better start digging."
I can't believe you hit your runner-runner flush draw. You drunk crustacean - who plays 3-9 suited ?
Is it senior picture season already?
Hi, I think I could be the new store manager.
I'm a sucker if I don't buy a deluxe filter mask!
"We accept cash, credit, and gold coins."
I know this is a bad time, but do you have the $5 you owe me?
I have a feeling Ohio State knew they were going to lose...
My friend apparently had a really runny nose.
"Never let a drunk man cut your hair," was the best advice my father ever gave me.
Sure this isn't soccer moms gone wild?
"Ever wonder how the vending machine coffee is made?"
This enormous mistake will unite us for the rest of our lives.
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