"Damn I drove all the way out here for nothing."
"My friend has a buddy that works in the University registrar and when he had his ID made, his friend put this name on it. He didn't notice until two weeks later. He then told the University, who gave him free text books and fired his friend."
No deposit on the kegs, eh?
If they touch, an angel gets it's wings.
How did this go wrong?
Uh oh, have you seen my keys?
Let's test out your theory. I really like your tattoo.
I'd like to see a Christmas sweater do that.
"We were tired of kneeling."
Looks like they're dealing drugs.

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