Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It was all fun and games until he started murdering turtles.
"We built a seven foot snow penis in the center focal point of our small Mennonite/Christian college on high school perspective student weekend."
College is a time when all paths are open to you. You can do nearly anything you want.
If she jumped, she'd go flying.
"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "
Amazing hood ornament.
Are they holding hands? I think that would be acceptable in this situation.
The sign is stupid, but at least we know exactly how much pudding we need to fill it.
Might as well call it the Air Force.
Check out the cans on that broad!
Are computers writing computer software now too?
Maybe they are playing on the ceiling.
Oh good - you got in some Milwaukee's Best. Otherwise, it wouldn't be classy.
"Plus, I told him that I peed in 6 of them."
He work an itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini.
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