Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I actually get most of my advice from subway doors.
The eternal question - they must know, right?
He got AJ Soprano'd.
This is offensive - Jesus would have used a shuffle.
TOO FUCKING CUTE
Fill 'er up with Natty, please.
There's so many assholes out there - it's amazing only one company is selling wine-in-a-box.
Anyone that doesn't like pizza is a jerk.
"Later, Kylie Minogue's presence was requested over the loudspeaker."
Boredom is the father of invention.
"Our friend is creepy."
I like to think he sped away without paying.
"If Nicola, clearly unaware of what's going on, ate that chip a second sooner or later, this picture would have been very unpleasent."
I don't know if I can handle the turnpike sober.
This holiday season, say it in flour.
Perry Bible Fellowship #193 - Bad Apple
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.