Everything's more ridiculous in Texas.
The only couple that served wedding venison.
I know guys that have sucked dick just for some Jesus.
They've rebranded Purple Stuff.
"ET found in Alabama."
If only these x-ray specs worked over the Internet.
At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.
"The game hadn't even started yet."
You both found what you came for, now go home.
"First night of being a freshman. I was walking and skewered my self with a marshmallow stick. Went in two inches and was taken to the hospital to have it removed." Welcome to college.

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