Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This newly discovered species, the ubersquirrel, is known to hunt bears with it's laser vision.
"Took him all next day and a toilet brush to get it off."
"Me and my friends on halloween as victoria's secret angels... thought CH.com needed it." Correct.
Here's to free toner!
"No one had money for a tip."
Being drunk means never having to say you're sorry.
My total is $25? I swear I had some more cash on me, where did I put those singles?
The Heroin sisters are still at large.
Mother of the Year
"This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.
"This is our pride and joy. Its a blue and red beer pong table with lighted cup area, recessed wash cup and ashtrays."
He's asking for money and he's not even playing the guitar or anything?
Either UCLA messed up, or they are really into civil liberties.
Who else thinks constructing forts out of furniture is the best part about being alive?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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