Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It got weird after L.L. Bean showed up.
Shhhh... I'm naked under there.
"The armor comes in 8 separate pieces; shin guards, girdle, metal sword, chest plates, wrist guards, cape, shoulders pads, and helmet. 63 cans total, 2 in shin guards, 22 in the legs, 30 in the chest, and 9 in the helmet, and about 15-20 Keystone boxes. T
Nobody told the nerd in the back left that they were going as nerds until 5 minutes before this picture was taken.
They're all single, ladies.
Finally, a way to go to the bar shirtless and not get kicked out.
Do you think Mexicans wear cowboy hats and call themselves Americans on Halloween?
No thanks great Wizard, I've already gotten my wish.
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too.
Penny submitted this picture on her futuristic "computer book."
I didn't know what I was going to be for Halloween, but once I remembered I had a pink dildo the rest came together naturally.
This is also how Bush won man of the year.
Curious George Goes To University
A lesser man would have said, "No, just a crude penis covered in warts is enough." Here is a genius who dared to ask, "What if it's also cumming?"
There's a large crossover between the "yonic" and "mini golf" tags.
"After our house party, we noticed the toilet wasn't working. It seems like a girl crapped her panties, and tried to hide them in the toilet."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.